Freedom Dorito

The B2 Bomber's angular structure resembles a triangle. Dorito Corn Chips are triangular. B2's deliver Freedom. Ergo: Freedom Dorito
It's all fun and games poking at the American's...right up until the Freedom Dorito arrives.
by DigitalR3x February 20, 2025
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Freedom Unit

A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.
The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.
by DrBrad March 29, 2024
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Freedom Frog

A variation of first-person shooter troll which abides by two or more the following behaviors:

1. Constantly jumps up and down, even while in combat or while capturing an objective. In Halo: Reach, this is accomplished using a jetpack.

2. Screams anti-communist sentiments and mutilated scraps of William Wallace's speech from Braveheart into his or her microphone at each juncture at which he or she interacts with online players in-game. Favored catchlines: "For Free-dome!" "They may never take... OUR FREEDOM!" "Gah! Your blood's the color of COMMUNISM!"

3. Is unquestionably the lest productive member of his or her respective team.
God Dammit! Why does this asshole keep jumping up and down? It's making it so frickin' hard to get a headshot. Damn Freedom Frog!
by Satanical Suave April 12, 2011
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Forgotten Freedom

Legendary band from central Illinois. Playing Christian alternative rock they rule all of the farmlands!
Christian Bands are all blown away by Forgotten Freedom
by freedom7 June 30, 2009
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Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
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Freedom Bust

To ejaculate in a spectacularly unprotected fashion into your special patriotic lady friend.
A: "Connolly, keep wrapping it."
B: "Wrapping it? What's that?"
A: "Ahh, Freedom Bust. Good form. Carry on, Marine."
by conman February 02, 2012
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Freedom Juice

The term for oil used by patriots of America. Often the center of minor conflicts, and is desired in increasingly large quantities by everyone.
by I.E.I. Industries May 25, 2025
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