The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room
by Piraven's mum yarlini May 3, 2022
Get the The Dylanmug. A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.
“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.
by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Mostly an idiot and normally tall and white. Has a tiny dick and is ugly. Usually look highly upon themself.
by Person50000 November 6, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. by What is life 666 April 11, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by Ur mamaaa November 22, 2022
Get the Dylanmug.