windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

by Anacrolix April 17, 2009

freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

Cheese Roll

When someone fingers you whilst eating a cheese roll

Did you hear Sam cheese rolled that girl?

by CheeseRollin December 25, 2018

Mac And Cheese

Good food, Its tasty.

Me : IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

by ImMakingMacAndCheese August 31, 2019

cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.

Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."

by ryesmom June 3, 2013

Cheese plop

The antagonistic act of abruptly and forcefully applying one's bare anus to another's bed pillow. Very common in college fraternities.

He's sure to have very brown dreams after we cheese plopped all over his pillow.

by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010