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Barbie Mindset

The unrealistic mindset that comes with overestimating one’s own abilities; often due to everyone always telling them they’re perfect
Mac: “Hey Sarah, what career do you want to pursue after you graduate?”

Sarah: “I want to be a doctor, lawyer, oncologist, dentist, garbage picker, AND a famous rugby player.”

Mac: “That’s impractical and unattainable.”

Sarah: “Everyone says I’m the only one perfect enough to make it work.”

Mac: “You’ve got a Barbie Mindset.”
by MapleSyrup101 November 12, 2020
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Barbie

A really hot girl. Not pretty, not cute. but hot and sexy and she knows it. The boys will try to get one to come to the bars with them, but most barbies are already hooking up with the bouncer or someone on the football team.
Aye, BT. You can't come to my party unless you bring a barbie with you.
by boof2shifty March 21, 2022
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Buffting Barbie

Bad-ass buffting blondies who gym like maniacs.
"Mate, Dents looks like a buffting barbie today! Lets go gym."
by Suziepoops November 9, 2012
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Headless Barbie

Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.
Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.

A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’
by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023
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Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.
While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.
by Eddamommy October 19, 2019
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Hoe the barbie

Hoe the Barbie is a whos life was dedicated to being a stripper and a hoe in general, used to comment on someone who acts like one.
Karly: Oh my god! Sadie you’re literally Hoe The Barbie!

Sadie: I know right girlie?! It’s such a good job!
by Spyr0lander January 8, 2023
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Statesville Barbie

An adorable lil redhead 👩 🦰 that lives in Statesville NC
Hey sweet little redhead. Where are you from? I Am from Statesville ,well then you will be henceforth be called Statesville Barbie. /bow
by Donvito2112 March 5, 2024
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