March 1st

No fart day

I didn't make the rules

Joe: Hey man are doing March 1st?

Bob: What is Happening on March 1st?

Joe: No fart day is March 1st
Bob: oh yeah I am doing March 1st

by Gamergodxxxxxx February 25, 2021

November 1st

National Pillow fight day Where you get a pillow and hot the closest person

*hits with pillow* "Hey why'd you do that?" " Because it's November 1st!"

by Cyamious March 14, 2021

May 1st

national skinny dipping day... have fun

guy: take ur clothes off let’s have fun

girl: well i guess it’s may 1st

by kyleeadams April 10, 2021

June 1st

National dtb day for all the men that have been wrong by females and decide to have fun and make them dtn

My girl cheated with homeboy now I’m DTB but guess who sent him
-June 1st

by Theyhate_bre3zy April 19, 2021

May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!

Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵

by Dontbeapussy29 April 28, 2021

June 1st

Half way through the year which means it’s the only day you have to have a cheat day. Your resolution for the New Years can be cancelled for this one day.

Your resolution was quitting sugary soda?? Then you drink a soda today!! Cause it’s June 1st

by Will heever June 1, 2021

june 1st

The day you and your best friend will get together

Hey! its June 1st the day i got with my best friend

by smexy bestay June 1, 2021