October 1st

Your mom is a hoe and she likes sucking toes day

Today is your mom is a hoe and she lokes sucking toes because its october 1st

by Shifty999 September 26, 2023

September 1st, 1989

The starting line in "Heathers: The Musical".

Veronica: September 1st, 1989: Dear diary...

by nickithetankengine April 1, 2024

August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

June 1st

kiss a girl you like day.

boy 1: woah it's national kiss day.
boy2: It's June 1st already? fr? I need to go kiss Emma!

by (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ May 27, 2025

November 1st

When people get rid of Halloween and start Christmas

Hey it’s November 1st, do you wanna put up the Christmas tree?

by Cornucopia_4329 November 1, 2021

November 1st

National start putting up Christmas stuff and just skip Thanksgiving (except you still get the food)

Me: its november 1st
My family: 🎄🎅🎁🎄

by Potato327 November 1, 2019

August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022