5 o'clock slop

The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option

Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.

see also road whore

by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010

5:24

When you miss 4:20 but you still want to celebrate

DUDE, ITS 5:24!! LETS PARTY

by Goldenviper February 1, 2017

5 straw rating

When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!

“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!

by Looner eclipse October 31, 2020

5.0.5

a cute bear with a flower on its head created by Dr. Flug from the CN show Villainous

"I've only had 5.0.5 for a day, and if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this rom and then myself,'

by Cartoonerr December 24, 2020

5 letras

5 letras(five letters) A spanish way to say hotel or motel to have action with your partner.

Vamos al 5 letras = Let's go to the 5 letters
Te llevaré al 5 letras = I'll take you to the 5 letters

by Dao2079 November 24, 2021

5 on 2

A fantastic office game; the object of which is to clandestinely strike your opponents two testicles with your five fingers.

There is no more ancient and respected game than punching some guy in the nuts.

Kris is in the bathroom throwing up. We were playing 5 on 2 and I squared him.

by SpaceCoyote April 14, 2004

5 finger forehead

A forehead that is 5 fingers or more wide. Commonly associated with ugly chicks and losers.

Common trait is a 5 finger wide vagina - USED & LEFT FOR SHIT!

seeks constant approval from everyone for childish and slutty behavior.

Alan: that bitchs forehead is huge!
Chris: thats yana she's fucking messed up, call her 5 finger forehead.
Alan: her boobs are big too
Chris: she wears a pushup - and acts like no one knows
Alan: She has dick breath
Chris: yeah, and she's got an std, bet her coochie is stank as hell.
Alan: damn..so young.
Chris:

by averyEface March 24, 2010