The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by Evono September 11, 2024

golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

Wedgie

Wedgie is when the panties get stuck in between the booty cheeks. It is uncomfortable and could put people in awkward positions

1) Excuse y’all I have to take this wedgie out of my booty😂
2) I don’t feel comfortable, I have a wedgie

by Dhmy January 7, 2019

gay removal wedgie

The gay removal wedgie I the removal wedgie but the person getting the wedgie doesn’t have any clothes on other then their underwear so they are left exposed and naked

Mark gave me the gay removal wedgie and I feel so embarrassed because I wasn’t hard at the time

by The thinker maker October 6, 2022

Siberian Wedgie

When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.

"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 13, 2025

chinese wedgie

A front butt wedgie for the ladies.

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie

by Shmakota Big Nuts February 2, 2024

Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole

Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016