spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021

Shameful bias

When the Editors of Urban Dictionary quickly publish a word (binders of women) that makes Mitt Romney look unfavorable but choose not to publish one that President Obama actually said. (not optimal)

Urban Dictionary would not publish my word because it made a democrat look bad but published a word that made a republican look bad just two earlier. What Shameful Bias

by Hamezz October 19, 2012

Shame donut

A donut you leave in the bag while breaking off pieces and sneaking them into your mouth.

I had an egg white flatbread and coffee followed by a chocolate-glazed shame donut.

by rdy2rkx October 2, 2016

Shame stain

Ejaculate

Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.

by Painus Vanchagrra January 2, 2023

Proud-shamed

When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world

One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."

by DazzTheCornerKid December 6, 2016

Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage

You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame

by Johnpricey February 16, 2019

Hooker shame

Hooker shame is a cold sore.

Look at the hooker shame on his lip.

by Davc1 November 1, 2017