Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
by Silky mane July 03, 2020
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south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back
My girl's got that south of the border mullet if you know what I mean!!
by Dixie Stampede February 19, 2016
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chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 23, 2017
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Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.
I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!
by CallMeChaos13 March 20, 2024
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Mullet Meader

Mullet Meader, the nickname for Curtis Meader, Pope and bassist for primitive soul, he's a good lookin man, and loves merry Down, uppa mead
by TheMulletMeader April 24, 2022
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CEO mullet

An ensemble of sneakers, jeans, a T-shirt, and a sport coat. Popular look for West Coast startup founders who need to look more businessy than the average startup employee but don't want look like they put in any unnecessary effort.

Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."
- How's the new job?
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.
by Weeds001 January 14, 2019
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Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 02, 2024
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