Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.

1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."

by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013

The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

greasy-pig

To be a greasy-pig you must in any situtation come out on top.

Mudt be good rail job the greasy-pig on it.

by dingdong December 9, 2008

greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose May 2, 2018

Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.

My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.

by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019