bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025

Dray Dinking

It is the dyslexic outcome of someone that has started drinking at the begining of the day.

They have been dray dinking too long!

by 716 Jeep Girl December 2, 2023

Dinking

When a person thinks they're dunking on someone but they're actually just just giving a lukewarm response and/or picking on low hanging fruit.

"Hey, at least I don't go around college campuses dinking on unprepared students"

by TheDwarvenGuy February 23, 2021

Dink

A word invented by New Hampshire's own Ashley P. to describe idiots and assholes.

Brandon is a dink.

by Dirty.Geek.0 April 6, 2017

Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016

Dink

Someone who has a very intelligent pea brain, but wanders often.

"That dink over there just seen a squirrel pass by behind him!"

by JustonTheContractor June 12, 2018

Big daddy dink

Drinking coors banquet and smoking a cigarette

Look at big daddy dink he's drinking a coors and smoking a cigarette

by Big daddy dink November 12, 2021