The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
Get the Cheese Teasemug. 
by Holyheckarooney December 19, 2019
Get the Bogan cheesemug. Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”
by Frii October 27, 2022
Get the Cheesing the weaselmug. When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.
While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.
by Omnivici1 March 29, 2015
Get the cheese wingsmug. A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
Get the Cottage Cheesemug. A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face
by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022
Get the Cheese Sneezemug.