Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024

cum music

music that you cum to. The meaning as a whole is up to interpratation

yeah bro that new tame impala is cum music.

by hunk kisser March 16, 2020

Cum

For a large audience

Cum in my- ahhh

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by Im blue da ba di da ba die June 23, 2022

Cum Nose

"Cum Nose" is to define someone who likes cum in their nose, either to fell the stickyness or just like the felling of cum in their nose.

1. "I like the felling of cum in my nose, does that make me a cum nose?"

2. "I like the felling of stickyness in my nose when he cums."

by Nsfw definitions July 17, 2021

fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

whore cum

The cum a prostitute pushes out her vaginal or anus; usually a variety of several man's cum after a hard Day's work.

Damn Sally " it's really hard to push all this whore cum out of my ass"!!!

by Dakota Steven Castleberry April 21, 2017

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022