Fart knocker

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

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under fart

Similar to that of the Dutch oven, however this also applies to the smell of ass you let flow, trapped in your coat as as if it won't leave.

Dam dude, i walked like three blocks and still have the smell of under fart trapped up in my coat!

(Underfart is bass that has been passed yet it stays faithfully up I your coat forever lol!

by Jcasper mckinney February 21, 2018

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fart alley

When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.

Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*

by Coffeeandcorgis July 18, 2021

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fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

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A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

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