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one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.
dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."
by JonSyn November 14, 2009
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one thing led to another

A phrase used by men when telling stories. This phrase is used almost inevitably referring to sex.
We went back to my apartment and started watching the movie. well, one thing led to another and the next thing you know i'm banging her
by Moomoomoo2 October 21, 2008
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Two Brothers One Dies

The best damn one act play ever to grace Nevada, or the entire world for that matter. It had everything, satan, sexism, and even Queen!
Sam: Was that slap absolutely necessary

Satan: No, I just wanted to touch you
by dancingdudesean April 12, 2005
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throw one up her

to fuck a girl

to bend a girl over and fuck her
shit she was so fine i had to throw one up her

yeah i took her home and threw one up her

I bent her over and threw one up her shitter

I was throwing one up her and me mrs walked in
by Cunts November 5, 2006
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One Man Double Dicking

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.
My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking
by boderickp December 13, 2008
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One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.
The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae
by Poopballz42069 May 8, 2016
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Another one bites the dust

The chorus to a popular song by Queen. Fun to listen to backwards, just as Stairway to Heaven is.
by Colororangey June 8, 2004
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