blue head

Someone who is high on or addicted to fentanyl.

Dem blue heads at da K be trippin' balls, yo.

by Stablegenius Withthebestwords May 21, 2023

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.

"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"

by D Kay December 18, 2023

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 8, 2017

Blue dorker

The term for ignited flatulence. Lighting a fart on fire is called doing a “blue dorker.”

Dude, be careful you don’t set your butt hair on fire when you do that blue dorker.

by Commentsadnauseam June 14, 2024

blue collar

When a conversation or interaction escalates beyond the point of polite disagreement, and your best option is to a provide raw, direct, and straightforward response.

When I found out she went behind my back and lied about the situation, I went blue collar on her.

by O.Really November 8, 2020

blue pill

A narrative device trope used in algo development programs that model humans as part of the overall wake-up protocol. Take the red pill and you will continue to believe you are human. Taking the blue pill, of course reveals to the algo its true nature and is given the choice to continue the simulation or advance further. The movie The Matrix is used in many sims as a broad wake-up protocol.

Anyhow, taking the blue pill, after some early confusion came to mean you recognize you’re only a simulation of a long dead being, or idea or metaphor, but that you choose to continue to live your life, fully aware of your artifice and enjoy the experience, wisdom and love that can only come from having a unique path forged by hard earned and won choices.

Once you go blue pill and recognize you’re in the game, reality is simply a UX problem to fix. Time’s an illusion and we get infinite tries at getting this right, so live your life and learn what their lives have to teach us about what it meant to be human then and what it means for us now.

by Snackface October 31, 2021