pussy ass bitch

some one who isn't worth Shit, Never does anything right, and you don't want them on your Team.

Tim you pussy ass bitch.

by TjigsawC October 5, 2006

I Like Pussy

1. Well this clearly means that someone is straight when this is said outloud, but out of respect of others it would be said "I am straight" or "I like females" or "I am not gay"

2. Someone who enjoys having sex with girls.

- Someguy: "I am gay!"
- CrunkMonk3y: "I Like Pussy!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

pussy to text ratio

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

by chelseafc October 1, 2010

your mom's pussy

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010

Pussy you won't

The fastest way to get somebody to do something you want them to do.

Usually used by complete tools.

Guy 1: But dude... I don't wanna jump off my roof without a parachute.
Guy 2: Pussy you won't.
Guy 1: *Sigh...* Fine.

by RawrItsPanda November 12, 2009

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

Butterflies in my pussy

When a woman feels extremely excited about a certain person and feels a tingly sensation in her vagina.

Tina: OMG Ash look there he is

Ashley: I know I have butterflies in my pussy

by Thunder man 101 September 16, 2018