When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass

Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!

Popsicle Penis Grass by GanTheMan420 May 12, 2023

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Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

Pissed Penis by M. H. M July 16, 2023

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Small Penis Syndrome

Another way of referring to a fragile ego. SPS is not necessarily correlated with penis size; a man with a massive penis can have SPS, and a man with a tiny penis may not have SPS.

Small Penis Syndrome is what insecure people have; they often compare themselves to others way too much, and get angry when they are not the best at something, in the same way that someone might get angry if they don't have the biggest penis. They often overcompensate for their insecurities with big trucks, large houses, massive muscles, and fat bank accounts. This is not to say that people with those things have SPS, but often people with SPS try to attain those things as items of what a 'successful' person looks like.

"That guy has a gigantic truck with insane exhaust on it, he's probably overcompensating for his small penis syndrome."

Small Penis Syndrome by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023

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functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

functional penis by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

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