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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
by Hocarim May 27, 2022
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time by

The act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. Ideally used for altering pop culture, not history.
Keanu Reeves needs a time by right after Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
by Phil K. November 15, 2005
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Chrissie Time

Always late, that's Chrissie Time!
by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022
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full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment
Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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Man Time

DMV Slang as if someone is serious
Stop messing with me man time before I do something to you
by dmv_ron May 17, 2022
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