jerk my meat

male self masturbation

I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.

by somerandomswedishguy February 24, 2011

Like My Uncle

When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.

bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.

by Angry McButtturd August 29, 2010

Oh My Gates

Oh My gates is a term used by Avenged Sevenfold fans instead of saying oh My God.

*Sees amazing picture* Oh My Gates that's fucking AMAZING

by RosarioPlague August 7, 2011

salt my wanton

To have crazy oral sex preferably with an asian woman or gay asian man

Jose Conseco says salt my wanton azn bitch!!! no racism intended....well maybe a little

by Salty Wanton Pimp December 31, 2007

Wash My Balls

Why don't you bugger off

I'm not interested, wash my balls

by AM999 August 8, 2008

Dangle my dice

When a woman sucks a man's balls from underneath, like the dice on a rearview mirror.

"Dude, I'm totally gonna dangle my dice in that girl's mouth!"

by CUNT6664205252 January 27, 2009

My Baby Tamar

Shes tha Love Of Jasmine's Life!
Shes also tha Bomb Broo!
Shes tha Cookie To My Milk!
Tamar is tha blunt Jasmine Gets High Off!

My Baby Tamar Is Jasmine's Everything!
I love her so much!<3

by Jasminey! February 4, 2009