celestial dick

A dick of the heavens, godly dick, superior to unicorn dick, a dick of not this world!

Girl, this guy was the best I ever had, he had celestial dick!

by Thecdone February 26, 2019

Brent's Dick

A non-traditional unit of measurement, generally used to describe something incredibly small or negligible in size.

(While bowling) Dang dude, I just missed that pin by a Brent's dick!

by DollfaceNelson March 6, 2019

Zeri’s Dick

Something that is nonexistent

Did you see Zeri’s Dick I couldn’t find it

by Lil Turtle March 17, 2019

daltons dick

daltons dick is really really tall and is better than Israel in the bed FIND HIM

nrhv daltons dick

by ccjckxkx April 29, 2019

A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.

That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

by Dickeyrific32 May 1, 2019

Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.

Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.

by Kimchi Slap May 1, 2019

death by dick

When a Woman is successful in whatever she does, then all of a sudden losses it all because she decides to get into a relationship with a man which is the cause of what she lost.

Damn She was the Champion until she hooked up, Death by Dick or She was CEO until she had to step down, Death by Dick.

by Car Wash Man May 2, 2019