Baby Mama Time

When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.

Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."

by EveryDamnNameisTaken January 26, 2020

baby bird shot

One person takes a shot but doesn't swallow it. They then spit the shot into the mouth of the player receiving the baby bird shot.

guy 1: Bro last night Edward got so fucked up he did a baby bird shot
guy 2: Gross, who was the mama bird?
guy 1: It was Adam
guy 2: Damn, his brother?
guy 1: yep

by YourDadHannibal November 18, 2020

baby face money

An absolutely absurd amount of money such that a person doesn’t care about financial issues anymore

The cops all do things a little bit dirty, but they stay on my team. I’ve got that baby face money!

by DJ Kea February 25, 2023

Call center-baby

A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.

A former call center agent.

Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.

- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?

-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...

by Eskarina Esk April 21, 2019

baby jack jack

A baby who is white that beats the crap out of the racoon and has so many powers

Baby Jack Jack beat the racoon up

by By alien 👽club July 26, 2018

DJ Baby Bokchoy

A neighbor who lives so close that you practically live together.

"My DJ Baby Bokchoy is watching my favorite show on tv. By the creeks in the couch I'd say he's sitting on the left side"

by Pukebucket0504 July 6, 2021

i wanna baby

When a teenage girl really wants a baby but doesn't want any one to know

Emma wants a baby but she is 16.
"I wanna baby"

by lalalalane May 25, 2020