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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
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Cum guzzler

To collect loads of semen in a cup from many different men, about a cup full or so, drink it down but not before gargling it and swishing it around in your mouth
" Shawn paid 16 men to jizz in a cup and he drank it!"
"Yeah, he's a cum guzzler"

"He paid me $7 so it was worth it."
by Kitten1013 September 14, 2016
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Cum dumpster

A girl who often gets “cummed” on or in; a hoe.
Jessicas year book quote was “you think you know life until it’s dripping down your face”. No cap, she’s a cum dumpster
by Ya boy Lucas June 11, 2018
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Tip Cum

When you orgasm from the tip because it’s so big
His dick is so big he makes me tip cum.
by Embiggie February 25, 2018
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the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.
by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022
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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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cum

cum
cum
by Snaukball January 27, 2022
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