Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis May 26, 2018

Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.

Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag

by SchweitZZ December 12, 2007

chicken mask time

a synonym for getting so drunk you'll black out.

"tonight it is chicken mask time bitches"

by chickenmaskbandit November 06, 2009

Ass-time

An Ash Tray

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.

by Princess Ninja Duck May 04, 2021

Ass-time

An Ash Tray

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.

by Princess Ninja Duck May 04, 2021

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him

by tronytroo February 05, 2023

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018