Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

twinky fart

a twink that farts, sometimes it can be a shart

"wow that guy just pulled a twinky fart"

"what does that mean?"

"the guy is a twink and he farted"

by ass blaster June 4, 2022

alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

puss fart

a fart that comes out the vagina.

Alyson was working out and let the biggest puss fart slip out.

by kngarland February 10, 2025

Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.

"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."

by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019

Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.

I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).

by Dlancelot September 5, 2017

fart

a stinky and loud gas

eww did you fart!

by desass June 5, 2018