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Shit Hot

A state of being you will never reach in BMT.
Trainee, your shoes are not shit hot like mine. Beat your face.
by a sad trainee February 20, 2011
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Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.
Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.
by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008
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Zombie shit

A shit you're sure you flushed but somehow is still in the toilet later.
Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH?
Son: I did!
Mom: Go look!
Son: FUCKING ZOMBIE SHIT
by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011
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shat that shit

When speaking about the delivery of a child. Instead of delivered, use shat that shit.
She shat that shit out at the hospital. It was a boy and baby daddy was happy!
by Boobypirwte702 September 3, 2019
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Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!
I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!
by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012
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Shit Flaps

A derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. Often paired with the words Holy and Fucking.
Dave: look what happened when i dipped my cock in sulphuric acid.

Bob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FLAPS!
by Gerbert_Miller January 12, 2009
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Hit the shit

To make or do something in an utterly fantastic manner. To succeed completely and beyond doubt. To stumble upon brilliance.
Dude, you gotta check out this new book! Robert Jordan has hit the shit, his new work is amazing!
by seiyonoryuu May 21, 2015
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