monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

monkeybot by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

Monkeyshines 

A person that you can pay to make you happy for an hour.

"Oh yeah, that's godd head Monkeyshines"

Monkeyshines by Kiss Mike Hunt March 5, 2008

monkey 

Someone who is a chip on ones shoulder.

gotta get these monkies off my back

monkey by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Monkeism (Ideology) 

Monkeism is a Communist ideology. It has a theory of liberation of Monkes from hooman and capital oppression through a Monke guerilla war. The ideology has Joseph Stalin and his work and INGSOC as it's main inspirations. As an Ideology,it was developed in Discord by Revolutionary Leader Comrade Monke and played a core role in the "Stalin's Cult of Personality" regime.

Uphold Monkeism (Ideology) and the five classics: Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Monke!

Monkeism (Ideology) by captain jack sparrow345 September 26, 2021

Crazy Monkey 

After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.

I wanted to show her how muc I cared with a crazy monkey

Crazy Monkey by Billy Jones June 1, 2004

junk monkey 

Someone who hoards material goods often to the point of a pathological disease. hoarder stuff monster pack-rat

It was yet another example of a New York junk monkey trapped in her apartment by her own trash.

junk monkey by mudhen July 29, 2004

monkey pie 

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

monkey pie by Joe Bone March 7, 2005