if you are really Insecure of what you look like then you would say this so that one person would just stop looking at you since they are a threat and make you feel bad and insecure about themselves or if that person is really creeping you out when they look at you.
Ugly girl: *stares at guy*
Guy: don't look at me!
Girl: *looks at fat or ugly guy*
Insecure guy: don't look at me!
Guy: don't look at me!
Girl: *looks at fat or ugly guy*
Insecure guy: don't look at me!
by oliviakl June 10, 2016
Get the Don't look at me! mug.An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.
Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.
Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.
Person A
Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)
Isn't that FUNNY?
Person B
That's not true,
Person A
don't Snopes me, bro!
Person B
(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)
Isn't that FUNNY?
Person B
That's not true,
Person A
don't Snopes me, bro!
Person B
(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013
Get the don't Snopes me, bro! mug.Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.
by Sakasaka March 11, 2014
Get the ...And don't call me shirley mug.by AlwaysTucked July 31, 2021
Get the nina with me like a guard mug.When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their mobile internet bandwidth is so bad and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't move, dit me 4G VNPT, dit me nha mang so 1 viet nam, dit me thang nao cat bang thong nha tao, dit me lu chung may"
by dit me VNPT March 25, 2022
Get the dit me 4G VNPT mug.A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013
Get the Count me in for next year! mug.Roughly translates to, "I'm a pussy who won't repeat what I just said because I know if I do I'll get punched in the face."
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