MCEU Gorr

You see, he would want us to take his daughter cus he was EeEeEeEeEeViL!!! And I bet she gets real hot and FUCKable when she grows up. But we won't share her and only one of us gets to fuck her OK? His final act of redemption is his daughter's SuPpLe PuSsY!

Hym "And like the MCEU Gorr... That's the story they tell themselves! They mind-rape the intelligent ones... The intelligent ones get confused and search the epistemic data set... Which leads them to add to the epistemic data set... You steal it from them... And if they don't submit to your incest cult you deny everything, steal and molest their offspring, and omit the fact that that was your plan from the get-go! It's a mind-rape intellectual property laundering racket! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to Google a picture of Donald Trumps daughter and fantasize about raping her repeatedly while I masterbate... You know, nah... I'm pretty sure I can do it from memory..."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

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Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

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Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.

"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."

by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

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Allan Gordon miller

Op score of 1, is known by many for his god like ability at eating punani. Extremely mysterious knowone knows how or Wgat he does and seems to be 3 steps ahead of everyone. Some refer to him as a dirty dingo, he pretends to be a simpleton to feel normal. Makes one of the top 10 smartest people too exist. He is known to be like heroin one taste your an addict for life, if you are lucky to meet him be cautions because you will be obsessed and addicted instantly.

Wow the rumours are correct about Allan Gordon miller he is a god. Instantly addicted I quit heroin for more of him…

by AGM Inc October 20, 2025

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