When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.
Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"
by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015
Get the Muffin Dick mug.1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.
2) A person who is being an asshole.
2) A person who is being an asshole.
by Jessantha November 21, 2010
Get the Dick Squabble mug.by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021
Get the Dick Soaker mug.Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.
“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”
by Cmassocks July 7, 2020
Get the Kayden-dick mug.Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.
Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Dick mug.Noun- the swag-filled wagging motion that a well-endowed man's penis makes back and forth as a man walks in either a thong or speedo.
by DickSwaggle August 26, 2014
Get the Dick Swaggle mug.A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.
“Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”
by Adwala76 March 18, 2022
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