Timo Werner Syndrome

A condition whereby Chelsea fans fail to acknowledge and make excuses on how terrible a player is. They mostly tend to blame it on the manager's system

He has the Timo Werner Syndrome

by Zeddidah January 17, 2022

EDiot Syndrome 🇿🇼

A very rare syndrome found in Zanu - PF supporters in the country of Zimbabwe. It affects dumb people who support Zanu-PF's cruel regime under the leadership of Emmerson Mnangagwa. Mostly found in people who cannot support themselves and their families who do not have any substance in them and are unemployed and cannot get access to basic services.

Octavia : ED is not responsible for the cash crisis therefore he cannot do anything about it

Nelly : Girl shut up that EDiot Syndrome 🇿🇼 must be taking a toll on your mental stability

by ForbesWithTheFacts💀 July 7, 2018

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about

Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome

by DeBlobba September 29, 2022

Double Down's Syndrome

A sickness developed while playing Blackjack that causes you to risk all your chips constantly from doubling down.

Jim lost all of his money at the casino yesterday after getting a case of Double Down's Syndrome.

by Bob The Larry July 11, 2011

Soap Box Syndrome

The affliction where self-righteous members on social media decide they need to preach morals to the rest of the members.

My neighbor has a severe case of soap box syndrome. He is always telling dog owners how they should leash their dogs on his Facebook page.

by Hellsangel November 15, 2020

Discord User Syndrome

The Discord User Syndrome (DUS) is a syndrome that is gained by actively using the application Discord. Symptoms include having absolutely zero game, being a discord mod, a sudden increase of weight and becoming a femboy. The Syndrome is usually treated with uninstalling the application and touching grass.

Person 1: Didn't Max get all the bitches?
Person 2: No, he has zero game now. I heard he uses Discord now.
Person 1: Guess he got Discord User Syndrome.

by urnotyuri October 7, 2022

Broken Phone Syndrome

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015