Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
Get the How fat is your cock thoughmug. by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022
Get the Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Ballsmug. by McmiclleMoore September 28, 2023
Get the National Very Fat Daughter Daymug. by Sir_snarffy January 25, 2024
Get the toss the fat aroundmug. 
A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.
Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024
Get the Fat cellmug.