Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022

Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.

"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"

by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018

Marley Time

A big black man who aggressively violates you while simultaneously touching himself.

"Its Marley Time"

by Dr.Rimpldfloorskin January 4, 2025

Mommy Time

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face

“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”

by Mr Carey June 3, 2025

Fun time freddy

When you and your boi are fucking and you both lean over the bed and kiss each other

Guy 1: you and the misses up for a fun time Freddy tonight?
Guy 2: fuck yeah bro see you at 8

by C0untry96 August 15, 2023

Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

the concept of time

baconboul

"what's baconboul?"
"the concept of time"

by theconcept August 29, 2021