Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .

Never monkey with another Monkeys Monkey.

by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022

chunky monkey

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.

That man is a chunky monkey

by Zookie man October 3, 2021

Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly

He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.

by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023

wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021