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twist off

a twisting competition: roll a bunch of Ls while your homies roll a bunch of Ls as well. or should i say, try to roll them as well. some go for size, some for shear speed - all for aesthetics. twist offs either end with each person claiming they won for different reasons or simply by everyone smoking all the Ls and talking about how deece they all for said reasons. It would take a superior twister to earn mutual agreement if people were trying to judge.
nugpuffer1: 'twist off?'
nugpuffer2: 'so you think you know how to twist do ya?'

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nugpuffer1: 'man hurry up and finish im tryin to spark this shit'
nugpuffer2: 'man look at that weak ass shit - what is there like a g in there?'
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
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get it off my chest

"Okay, I've just got to get it off my chest - I slept with your girlfriend. And her sister. And her mom. But don't ask about any family pets."
by M. W. B. September 8, 2008
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get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".
"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
by Profficial January 7, 2010
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laugh your ass off

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting
When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.
by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005
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droppin the kids off at the pool

to defecate, take a shit, drop ass, pinch a loaf, throw the Bud Mud, make gravy, give birth
by Tha Rza March 2, 2003
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Chew your ear off

When someone talks so much that they wear away your ears from over use.
Cardful he talks alot... He'll chew your ear off if you let him.
by ChienChaud October 12, 2009
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beat the bricks off of you

when one sustains an ass-whooping.
ex. Damn nigga, what's up with all the bruises on yo face. That nigga Tyrome beat me down! Damn! that nigga beat the bricks off of you!
by kevin978 September 20, 2013
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