by John Yang April 08, 2018
by John Yang March 27, 2018
The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
by jbleezy April 13, 2015
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023
Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
by Heathmonster October 27, 2017
A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching
by Mrpeaches21 May 01, 2021
A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
by JiyaRe December 30, 2019