Shit butties

the awful smell of a persons bad-breath, often during early morning, or last thing at night, an often terrible whiff of a bad stench,

Jeez, did you smell the breath of her, it smelt like she had been eating shit butties,

by Lee Wylding December 17, 2009

Cracked the shits

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.

Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019

Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017

Shit cunt

A person of female gender whom tends to wipe the wrong way after depositing a large shit. There for causing a cunt full of shit... shit cunt.

Mate your misses got such a shit cunt.
She needs to learn to wipe the right way.

by Cragit July 7, 2019

piece of shit

adjective: poor quality; displeasing ; Also abbreviated POS

Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

by stanq89 November 15, 2013

party shit

taking a shit and listening to house music during the shit.

Whats that noise man? It sounds like house music in the bahtroom? ohhh Erick is taking a party shit.

by Amir Amil August 8, 2011

shit shoving

A fetish where the feces of one lover is removed manually and spread, thrown, and otherwise used as a sex object. Proponents claim that the smell of "unborn" feces is a huge turn-on, and that it is loads of fun.

After getting bored with normal sex, my girlfriend and I turned to shit shoving to spice up our sex life.

by Chunky B April 19, 2003