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Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.
You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!
by Baked Bread August 7, 2017
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Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
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double derfenstein

When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time.
Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when they double derfensteined over a wire.
by boomorangetang July 30, 2009
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double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.
That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
by Shuaman November 26, 2017
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Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.
"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
by sangreazul July 21, 2016
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double-cousin

1- Child of parent’s full sister and of other parent’s full brother at the same time.
2- Child of paternal aunt (father's sister) and of maternal uncle (mother's brother) at the same time.
3- Child of maternal aunt (mother's sister) and of paternal uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
4- Nibling (biological) of mother and of father at the same time.
5- Two parents's nibling.
6- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
7- Double-first-cousin.
8- Double-1C.
My double-cousin is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Living being that has zero parents and four grandparents in common with another living being.
Double-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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