Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017

nut

1: To bust a fat boi
2: Alternative name for an acorn

(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!

2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut

by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023

de nut

fat nut

he has de nut

by nhbn;ajk;wrjbj4whyn October 13, 2021

prom nuts

the more extreme version of blue balls, but experienced when throwing tons of money on renting a tux, getting a limo, flowers/corsage, and despite getting teased all night--end up with nothing happening.

Man 1: "John, what's wrong?"
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."

by beepeezy1 May 11, 2025

Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie

Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"

by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010