Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 14, 2022

Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021

Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.

The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.

by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023

jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky

Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.

by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023

Meno-farts

When a menopausal women farts

"God you farted loud"
"Sorry I've got the meno-farts"

by Suckyourmumstoes July 31, 2022

Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

by Funky smells June 14, 2022

fart shaker

A person who washing someone's underwear. Mostly used to describe men over 18 who still live at home in a parents house.

Dude you need to grow up, your mom is still your fart shaker.

by "MADMAN" December 28, 2021