blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.

Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

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Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.

Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

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Blue Dog

Something being incredibly unlikely, to the point of it being nearly mathematically impossible.
Comes from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask" where a Blue Dog is coded to never win a race unless under very specific circumstances.

That guy is gonna try and throw the ball 100 yards!
He's got a Blue Dog chance of it.

You know, several of the greatest underdog stories could be described as Blue Dogs.
Really, like what?
Oh, Leicester City's 2016 Premier League run comes to mind.

by Sportspro January 3, 2025

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