To masturbate (male)
My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
by Absintheminded April 9, 2004
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Get the You Had One Job mug.One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...
Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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by Jeff May 13, 2005
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by Cevin December 10, 2007
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by Jake April 2, 2004
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1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014
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