by Rdubtheboss June 22, 2023
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by anonymous August 28, 2022
Get the Jack mug.A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014
Get the wakey jack mug.Makes sick blends, either with a blender or by jamming out on a guitar. This wild animal may allude you for sometime and never seems to be in his natural habitat, but with the promise of food and tunes he always seems to make his way back to the jack cave
Jack: awwwww
by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021
Get the Jack mug.A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈
Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!
by JayTralock June 8, 2019
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