ur mom

penis

joe: hey dude
Joe: you have a huge ur mom

by u whore February 6, 2022

ur mom

legally identified as a threat to literally everyone in the world never use this in a sentence (disclaimer)

billy hahahaha ur mom john fucking dies

by mypizzadied January 6, 2021

Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

ur mom

A very funny and shit way of responding to your idiotic friends

Person 1: guess what I did last night?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: I Went To The Pub
Person 2: And I Went To Ur Mom

by YourmomXDLikes you February 15, 2022

Mom

The person who makes you feel like your worthless and she rubs everything in. She's annoying and I hate her.

mom: *yells at you*
You:...
Mom: SHUT UP AN BE QUIET!

by Shinso_Kaminari9776 May 24, 2021

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.

Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*

by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022

decent mom

A mom that doesn't strive for perfection but tries to do a good enough job

I wouldn't say she's amazing, but she's a decent mom.

by Bia1024 February 20, 2017