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Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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Newt

Person: who’s Newt?

TMR fans: 250 bitch.
by A5kay5 August 14, 2018
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newtsexual

Someone who is in love with Newt from The Maze Runner series.
person1: Hey whats your sexuality again?
person2: Oh im Newtsexual, meaning im in love with Newt from TMR series!
by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020
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Newjazz

Newjazz is a “nom de guerre” or sobriquet for a man or woman on a mission in a place they shouldn’t be attending; doing things that they shouldn’t be doing.

A cultural guide or insider gets you in and introduces you as “Newjazz” to protect your identity; and, to allow you to move more freely and safely while partaking of forbidden delights.

It is generally understood that a person baring the name “Newjazz” is a first time attendee AND his or her hesitancy and/or awkwardness should be forgiven until they relax and become more comfortable in the surroundings.

However, the price of this indulgence is some type of social initiation to formalize your relationship to the community in which you are a guest. This can take the form of a public performance based on “venue activity” or the intake of powerful substances that could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.

This term is made popular by season 3 episode 8 of Atlanta named — not surprisingly — New Jazz.
1) Now all of you Cougars hide your claws! This “Cub” is my friend. Newjazz. Make him comfortable but DON’T BITE! Unless he wants you to.

2) This is my “celly” Newjazz. He from around my way. He hung out with 23rd street and them and he aight . He’s in on some cowboy shit; but he ain’t do it! Just some BULLSHIT! Y’all show him some love.
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Perma-newb syndrome

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.
"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"
by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013
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Newsome High School

A high school in florida full of rich douches and snobby bitches.
I hate those tools at newsome high school.
by wickedpisah May 2, 2014
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Newt

by Newtlover February 20, 2018
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