APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon theatre cup to shit in and leaves the mess behind for you to find in the shower

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore..

just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024

new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

noonie new

Feminine hygiene product to freshen a woman's vagina.

As seen in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."

Sally needs some Noonie New, I can smell her stank from across the room!

by Seemac November 29, 2017

The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

Social News

News from your peers. Word of mouth news. News 2.0

Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.

by Gig™ August 19, 2012