Pew News

Pew News, the most reliable news source on the internet. The show is mainly hosted by the real Gloria Borger, the one on CNN is fake. Some say Pew News is a copy and parody of CNN, but we all know that PewDiePie only produces original content.

Last week I watched Pew News, it was very informative.

by Master Engineer May 24, 2018

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my new character

my new character's whole deal that he's chill guy a lowkey dont give a fuck

guy1:do u like my new character?
guy2: huh?
guy1: hes a chill guy and lowkey don't gaf

by ligmasigma September 17, 2024

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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.

New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

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New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014

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New Tasty Buffalo

A real cool girl who all the other boys arent even okay with being not single anymore. Her bf lives in Buffalo and she likes him and he likes her and theyre dating

Dude 1: Hey man did you hear about Jim?
Dude 2: No, what happened with Jim?
Dude 1: Well Jim went off and got himself a New Tasty Buffalo...
Dude 2: Oh no, I'll be alone forever!

by mr. shmeckles July 9, 2019

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