Slaps

Outta a bay.
Sth really good, nice.

Oh snap! You see that whip.
Shiddd Slaps asf

by Boytelling August 19, 2023

Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)

"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"

by moonholegal September 26, 2023

Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.

After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.

by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023

slappy whore

a disgusting little bint who wants hand marks up her arse like the little disgusting fuck she is

"oi youre a slappy whore"
"cheers mate"

by anticyvonne October 4, 2023

slaperone

Some who chaperones another to slap the shit out of someone.

That chick is acting crazy, will you be my slaperone while I smack her into coming correct?

by GlazeHer November 25, 2023

Slapwagon

(noun) A wildly unpredictable situation, person, or thing that unexpectedly becomes a hit or gains massive attention despite being chaotic or messy.

"That new indie game is such a slapwagon. It looks janky, but everyone loves it."
"The party turned into a total slapwagon when the karaoke machine caught fire, but somehow, it was the best night ever."

by Sigmaskibidi December 3, 2024