When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.
Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”
by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021
Get the same-time mug.When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
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Get the tit time mug.Cabin time (noun):
A shared state of mind and altered perception of time that often arises in groups staying at a cabin, free from obligations, expectations, or urgency. In this state, no one feels the need to be anywhere else or accomplish anything. The atmosphere is calm and unhurried; people are often silent, speaking only when something genuine or meaningful naturally surfaces. This collective stillness creates space for individual reflection and a relaxed group presence, where truths can spontaneously emerge and everyone coexists with quiet ease.
Cabin time: it’s the state of mind and type of perception of time, that comes when staying at a cabin: Where no-one feels like there is somewhere they need to go, and there is nothing that needs to be done or said. The vibe is calm, people are silent most of the time, and people might just say something that is true out of the blue. This type of state and collective vibe allow truths to bubble up spontaniosly as everyone is deeply relaxed and present with their own thoughts while co-existing.
A shared state of mind and altered perception of time that often arises in groups staying at a cabin, free from obligations, expectations, or urgency. In this state, no one feels the need to be anywhere else or accomplish anything. The atmosphere is calm and unhurried; people are often silent, speaking only when something genuine or meaningful naturally surfaces. This collective stillness creates space for individual reflection and a relaxed group presence, where truths can spontaneously emerge and everyone coexists with quiet ease.
Cabin time: it’s the state of mind and type of perception of time, that comes when staying at a cabin: Where no-one feels like there is somewhere they need to go, and there is nothing that needs to be done or said. The vibe is calm, people are silent most of the time, and people might just say something that is true out of the blue. This type of state and collective vibe allow truths to bubble up spontaniosly as everyone is deeply relaxed and present with their own thoughts while co-existing.
by sandrabluebird May 29, 2025
Get the Cabin time mug.Tunnel time: the act of going indoor skydiving in order to gain experience & sense of comfort before attempting the real thing.
by Mystic Bean Lord July 5, 2022
Get the Tunnel time mug.when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it
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me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
Selenawasdatingbenny andme andtraviswho weren't officially together. we decided to tell the boys about this, and they were ISSED. travistriednot rlly to show it but I could tell he was mad. they told us that Kanye was telling them bad stuff about us to try to get them to not be together with us. so we started planning for revenge but we got a text from benny saying that theyre fighting.
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
by jacobelordisrealwife February 4, 2024
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