Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.

Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.

by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024

Double P.H.A.T.

Pro an con pretty hot and tempting plus psycho hateful and treacherous

Bro, that girl I partied with last night was a double p.h.a.t.

by Theenthusiast January 30, 2024

Double bogging

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.

I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.

by WillyTheSmink February 2, 2024

Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.

Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?

by MagicMack February 7, 2024

Double H

Double h means high and horny

Cant talk rn im double h!

duuude im sooo double h rn.

by Driedelisgay April 3, 2023

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Double backwards burn

When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.

Tree got a double backwards burn.

by Jshore76 April 6, 2023