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Triple Double 

To make a woman cum twice in 3 different positions.
My boyfriend just made me cum in missionary, scissor, and cowgirl pulling off an epic triple double!
Triple Double by Mr Sexy Panties August 23, 2020

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin 

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.
Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

E double S 

Acronym: Elite Social Squad
Those lads which are regarded by all their peers as the superior form of the male species. You cannot even try to talk to one unless you have achieved a recognised status. They are dominant on the sports field, the pub and they get all the gash.
Slates: Richard, Jon and Luke dominate the E double S.
E double S by Bryan manderson April 16, 2008

super jew double bluff 

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.
J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"
super jew double bluff by SHM January 4, 2008

shoot a double 

Coined after a wrestling move, it is a phrase often used by a person (who in most cases will be jacked and tan) to imply that he will literally "shoot" his body in on another person, grab both of their legs, lift them up, and proceed to drop them on their neck. The person "shooting" may grunt during the move or arm-pump afterwards to assert their dominance. Can also be followed up by a "monkey stomp."
Art is so jacked, he can shoot a double on a 500 pound boulder.
Art got so mad at the kid that he shot a double, dropped him on his neck, then monkey stomped the back of his head multiple times before walking away.
shoot a double by Stortz January 20, 2009

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time
I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!